The “Boyfriend” Tag (ft. Troye Sivan)
i love those nights where ur snuggled in bed with a warm blanket and hot drink and the wind is pounding against ur window and the boys in ur 5k+ fanfic are also pounding
I always wonder what my soulmate is doing right now at this very specific moment, do I even have a soulmate? prob not but still I wanna know watcha doin’
sorry i cant reblog that, i have standards
the most exciting thing that has happened today is when my best friend tried to say ‘wait’ and ‘hang on’ at the same time and ended up saying ‘wang on’ and I thought about it on the way home and nearly crashed my car from laughing so hard
cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.